What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
15.06.2025 05:45

No, not a chance
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
What was your biggest culture shock going to Europe?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
What caused North Korea to go poor when at first it was rich?
Then came..
Next, they tried...
No go.
Do you believe that Jesus was God on Earth?
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What do you like about McDonald's?
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
When did Elon Musk fall from grace?
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why are American university students fine with sharing a room?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What is the reason behind the Russian government's negative view on foreign travel?
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
So they tried